You Don’t Know which Shirt to Buy
Blue or gold? I know! Let me post it on Instagram and see what my followers think! Or send a photo to my best friend! Or should I buy a blue shirt or a gold shirt? See what online fashionistas have to say! And yes, this or that. Decisions can be fixed this way.
You’re Starving
oops, again forgot to eat, the grocery store is closed. Oh wait; there’s GrubHub!
Your Feet Hurt
Can’t take even one more step? There’s an app for that: Lyft, Curb, Uber…
You’re Soooo Tired
Blue light keeps you awake; that’s not always a bad thing. For example, when you’re trying to keep your eyes open in the middle of a boring meeting.
You’re Completely Lost
GPS works everywhere, even when you have no cellular connection. And asking for directions is definitely life-threatening.
You’re Bedridden
If only there were a service that delivered cold medicine to my bedside. What’s that? Amazon same-day delivery?
You Can’t Find Your Car
Find My Car uses GPS to mark your car’s location, so you never have to look through a giant mall parking lot for three hours. And smartpark remembers your location and tracks when your meter will expire. Perfect!
You Look Terrible
But I need to take a selfie for my followers; yes, I need it. Oh, I’ll use an app to make myself prettier.
You Have an Actual Emergency
Your phone is simultaneously a communication tool, GPS, and a fountain of knowledge. Who’s prepared now, Boy Scouts?
