A Selfie Stick
Do you think you look stupid taking a selfie? Well, you look about a hundred times more laughable. When taking a selfie with the selfie stick.
A Belfie Stick
A selfie stick, but for your butt! Need I say more?
A Telephoto Lens Attachment
Please don’t get me wrong lens attachments, like those made by Olloclip, can definitely improve your smartphone photography game. But a smartphone camera can’t replace your DSLR; this telephoto lens clip looks stupid.
A Hamburger Headphone Jack Screen Cleaning Charm
Keeping your screen clean is a priority, we get that. But this impressively large 6.5-inch chain of plush hamburgers is not exactly the most stylish way to keep your screen fingerprint-free.
A Smartphone Controlled Disc Dog Vest
I have two small dogs, appreciate how difficult it is to keep people from stepping on them in the dark. A glow-in-the-dark collar, or even a harness with a couple of flashing LEDs, makes sense. But a $300 smartphone-controlled vest that flashes colors and text across your dog’s back seems overkill. Or is that just me?
A Breathalyzer
Do you need a breathalyzer attached to your smartphone? Or do you need to reconsider your drinking habits?
A phone headband
I want to believe it’s a joke, but this incredibly cool-looking headband that straps your phone to your ear is available for purchase.
A Retro Phone handset
You know what’s even more comfortable than a retro phone handset that plugs into your smartphone’s headphone jack? Headphones that plug into your phone’s headphone jack.
A Phone Thong
This supposedly protects your phone’s home button.
A Gun-Shaped Phone Case
en you put this phone case in your pocket, it looks like you’re carrying a handgun. What could possibly go wrong?!
