10 holiday moments that prove you have phone addiction

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You love your family, but you love your Samsung Galaxy S5 more. Although some researchers claim that smartphones make us more socially awkward, I would argue that smartphones are the only things that keep family get-togethers from being awkward. After all, when your drunk uncle starts over-sharing, you can just pretend you got an important text and retreat to the bathroom to play Temple Run.

But maybe you’re a little too addicted to your smartphone. Here are 10 things you do during the holidays that *ahem* highlight said addiction.

You plan out your data usage very carefully

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You have to, because all of your relatives’ houses are somehow Wi-Fi dead zones.

The first thing you say when you arrive at your parents’ house is...

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“WHERE CAN I PLUG THIS IN?! ...Oh, hi Mom.”

You Instagram everything

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#ham #holidays #dinner #snow #winter #familytime #imgoingcrazypleasesaveme

You text a bunch of random contacts...er...’friends’

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“OMG MERRY CHRISTMAS! HAPPY HANUKKAH! I know we haven’t spoken in seven years but I hope your holidays are a blast!”

“Uh...who is this? Happy holidays to you too!”

This happens

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When you have a food coma, but you also want to play Angry Birds and text your college roommate.

When your little cousin asks you if he can play with your phone

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“Uhhh...this game is for adults, Danny.”

You spend at least two hours explaining texting to your mom

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Explaining technology to your mother is basically a holiday tradition by now.

For some reason, three bathrooms isn’t enough for seven people

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“I CAN HEAR YOU PLAYING CLASH OF CLANS IN THERE, DAD.”

You try to use an app for everything

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“Why are you even looking at a cookbook right now? There’s an app for that! We don’t need a real tree...let’s just use this tree app!”

Your mom tries to institute a ‘no phones at the table’ rule

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No, Mom. Just no. Please.

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