is 1 year old! Behold our favorite tech stories of the past 365 days

BY GreenBot Staff

Published 13 Sep 2013

Saturday marks ’s first anniversary, it has been quite the year to say the least. From game-changing new products to cringeworthy press events to the resurgence of companies back from the brink of irrelevance, the past 365 days have taken the industry on a roller-coaster ride, we’ve thoroughly enjoyed every twist, turn, stomach-dropping plunge.

As we buckle up for another year, each er reflects on the most memorable products, events, trends of the year gone by.

The amazingness that was Apple Maps

en was a mere five days old, Apple released iOS 6 to the masses, with it came the panic-inducing Apple Maps. The platform’s marquee feature, the one with the most hype, was such a colossal failure at launch that I still can’t believe it was supposed to replace Maps.

at the what?

It sucked at the key thing it was designed to do: give people correct directions. It got someone lost in the Australian Outback. And it even said that the office building was smack dab in the middle of the San Francisco-Oakl Bay Bridge. It was so bad that Apple CEO Cook put his tail between his legs issued an apology, which to me signaled the turning of a new leaf in Apple’s book.—ah

Samsung made the horrible decision to ‘put on a show’

Samsung, honey, no. No, no, no.

Samsung’s Galaxy S4 event in h was worse than the Spider-Man musical. tting on a production filled with tap-dancing children, overt sexism, over-the-top theatrics, Samsung made every effort to ensure that audience members would be offended one way or another. The most cringeworthy moment: the gaggle of women who “spontaneously” broke out dancing after one too many drinks.

Important tip for all tech companies: ave Broadway to the professionals. And when in doubt: Don’t, just don’t.—Armo

Android phone ends a five-year nightmare of ione misery

This spring, Samsung’s Galaxy S4 HTC’s One formed a tag team against Apple, showing the world a raft of features unavailable on the ione 5, along with generous, super-high-res displays that don’t make b surfing tweeting a painful chore. Because, seriously—4 inches? Apple finally increased its phone’s screen size, all it could muster in the ione 5 was 4 inches? That’s fine for a Fisher-ice phone, but many of us at prefer adult display dimensions.

The homewrecking HTC One gave 50 ways to leave his ione.

ile the ione 5 sold remarkably well ( was good for a 38 percent year-over-year ione sales increase for Apple), the S4 One captured the imaginations of smartphone nerds, gave Android hardware a mindshare boost among civilians as well. HTC’s flagship phone even compelled me to end my own rocky five-year relationship with Apple smartphones. Now I can play Cy Crush Saga without needing one of those funky magnification screens from Brazil.—

at is the deal with all the scumbag startup guys?

Titstare. Circle Shake. Ghetto Tracker. Bryan berg’s Bustle. The Badabing bikini app.

Between Shih doing for satire what anis Morissette did for irony, x Dickinson living up to his name on his Twitter feed, startup douchebags emerged as a palpably loathsome presence this year. By the beginning of summer, it was almost impossible to follow industry news without continuously wearing this expression:

Clint knows what we’re talking about.

Now, not every startup CEO or programmer is an entitled, self-indulgent, thoughtless, malevolent, whiny man child, some of these people have paid for their mistakes or lost their jobs as a result. But the vocal minority of jerks is doing a great job poisoning the well. Here’s hoping that next year won’t produce a long list of cringeworthy events, but until then: Don’t be a jackass. Don’t let your friends behave like troglodytes online. And if you think you’re in danger of becoming a deplorable tool, then let us echo Hellboy’s excellent advice below.—

Aereo exps its fight against cable

Aereo has done something ingenious: let you enjoy the free, over-the-air TV broadcasts in your area without the need for an antenna. In the past six months, Aereo exped coverage to Atlanta, Boston, Miami, the whole of Utah (with Dallas  Houston launching in the coming days). You pay $8 or $12 a month to lease a tiny, remote antenna get live TV over the Internet on your computer, iOS device, or set-top box, along with a cloud-based DVR to record shows to boot.

Aereo is a cord-cutter’s BFF, the cable industry’s worst nightmare.

rhaps the biggest problem for cord-cutters has been missing out on broadcast TV. Aereo solves that— in the process has the industry scared out of its mind.—athan Seff

Microsoft may have finally ended its ‘st Decade’

Could Microsoft be leaving its sad days behind it? Maybe? Soon?

Nothing has been more interesting to watch this year than the complete shake-up of Microsoft. This is a company that has, over the past decade, lost nearly all cachet with anyone on the forward edge of tech (or anyone under 30). It’s also a company that saddles its hot new products with ancient irrelevant brs like ndows, Office, Outlook, for the love of God, Internet Explorer. To anyone born after 1980, the only worthwhile Microsoft br is Xbox.

There was a time when people stood in huge lines to buy ndows 95, which even came with an awesome ezer video on the disc.

tching Microsoft fail flounder its way to relevance over the past year has been like watching someone stumble around in a dark basement looking for the light switch. Redmond is shuffling executives building whole new top-down org charts, Ballmer is finally taking early retirement (no doubt spurred by several costly failed acquisitions the disastrous sales of the company’s mediocre yet overpriced Surface tablets). Did we just hear the light click on?—

So your app is worth $1 billion—now what?

Facebook started the trend last spring, shelling out $1 billion for the beloved photo-sharing app Instagram. Since launched, several popular apps had huge paydays when tech titans came calling. Yahoo bought Tumblr for $1.1 billion, bought ze for $1.3 billion, several other apps went from struggling startups to card-carrying members of the Millionaires’ Club in an instant.

Congrats, you got bought. Now you have to make money.

But when your app sells for $1 billion, you have to justify that price tag. Instagram, Tumblr, ze are not moneymaking ventures. But they will be. They have to be. These apps are the last remaining puzzle pieces that the dominant Internet companies need to transition from the desktop to the smartphone, to capture the huge pot of money at the end of the mobile-ad rainbow.

Yes, there will be ads. Apps that began as underground sensations gathering cred by word of mouth will face the ultimate existential struggle: the necessity of becoming corporate shills without alienating all of the users that made them worth $1 billion in the first place.—

gere the rise of the profane CEO

One year ago, gere took the helm of the nation’s fourth largest national wireless carrier, T-Mobile. And much to ’s approval, the oft-quotable fantastically retweetable gere has made the nationwide wireless-network wars about as entertaining as competition between national wireless networks can be.

Nice f***ing shirt, sir.

Not only has gere shaken up the traditional consumer-carrier relationship with the subsidy-free “Uncarrier” plans the trade-up friendly mp program, but he also did it while donning a magenta T-shirt peppering his press appearances with just the right amount of profanity. How very #refreshing.—

The ‘virtual cable company’ comes of age

The Emmy Awards began accepting nominations for shows produced by b video companies in 2008, five years later a streaming-only show is almost a shoo-in to win an award. Netflix shows got 14 Emmy nods this year, led by the political drama House of Cards (starring Spacey).

‘House of Cards’ got a stunning nine Emmy nominations.

For years, services such as Netflix, Amazon Instant Video,  Hulu have been at the mercy of the video rights holders (think Disney, Viacom) for content. But now they’re buying their own shows from the same production companies that have traditionally sold shows to broadcast cable networks.

As the bidding wars between the likes of Netflix Amazon heated up this year, the price of content has gone up, putting the squeeze on cable satellite companies to secure next year’s hot shows (without going bankrupt).

Original content has cost Netflix a lot—it paid a cool $100 million for House of Cards sight unseen—but that investment may pay off in the long run. The company said its streaming subscriber ranks swelled by 3 million to 36 million total, around the time House of Cards debuted in February (Comcast has no more than 22 million total subscribers).—

Six seconds of video is kind of a big deal

At first blush, 6 seconds’ worth of video doesn’t seem like a whole lot to work with, but as Vine’s users have shown, you can fit a lot into just a few seconds. ke a podcast. A comedy act. And more cat memes than you can hle.

Six seconds in heaven.

Vine appeared to be a fad at first, but similar to its sibling social network Twitter, it seems like it will last. It also has company, now that Instagram does video too. at next? A social network that gives you 6 seconds to draw something? Stick figures ahoy!— ti

fixes fragmentation—sort of

took a different approach to software updates in the past year— Android may be better because of it. Instead of releasing an entirely new version of its mobile operating system, announced a number of new updated features that would be pushed through to all Android phones, regardless of the make model.

The idea is that by updating only apps integral parts of the operating system that everyone uses, doesn’t have to seek approval from carriers manufacturers. The tactic became ’s answer to the fragmentation issues that have plagued the OS for ages now, it meant that even your old phone would jibe with the new Hangouts, née Gtalk.

Sundar chai says relax.

I’m just hoping that doesn’t veer off that path even after Kit Kat makes its big debut.—

ok, Ma, I made a car app

In early August, five adults crammed into a Ford Focus Electric. A Ford engineer held an Android tablet, connected to a doohickey with a digital readout that the driver had soldered into being that morning. en the driver turned the steering wheel, its angle appeared on the tablet, then on the doohickey. Ooh. Ahh.

Hack-a-car.

That was my first experience with programming an app to talk with your car. And I wanted more. As cars gain connectivity communication tools, they’re mind-melding with smartphones, tablets, the larger world. It’s a new age of car tech, it’ll be fun to watch.—

Flickr lives!

The news may come as a surprise to people who spent years writing off Flickr’s free photography services, not to mention its struggling parent company, Yahoo. But it’s true: Flickr has survived, this year’s updates to its nearly moribund ione app its photo-sharing website are vivid slick. Surprisingly, despite the app’s lack of seriously innovative features, Flickr heard few complaints about either the updated ione version or the new Android app.

Flickr’s new ione app sts head shoulders above previous versions.

The website had no such luck, weathering a steaming heap of abuse from photographers who KED IT THE O Y. That’s despite a sparkling new look that replaced the shopworn, counterintuitive old interface.

More baffling was the angry response to 1TB of free storage—that’s one terabyte, people. at’s wrong with that, even with the ads, especially considering that o users could retain their $25-a-year subscriptions with unlimited storage more, for the same price, ad-free? It’s so easy to take yes for an answer.—ckie

iOS grows up redecorates at last

I was lucky enough to be in the room on nuary 9, 2007, when Steve bs pulled the original ione out on the stage of the Moscone Convention Center changed the mobile phone industry forever. In the six years between then now, the phone hardware became more slick sophisticated, while the OS barely changed its look feel—until this year.

No matter what you think of the Day-Glo colors, it was time for a major change.

Apple unwrapped iOS 7—its redesigned, rebuilt, totally reimagined mobile OS—at the DC keynote in ne, will finally ship it next week. In fact, just a few days ago, Apple even dropped the bomb that iOS 7 is built on a 64-bit kernel, a fancy bit of future-proofing that takes advantage of the A7 processor in the new ione 5s, the first 64-bit smartphone on the market.

But even if you don’t care how many bits are under the hood, you can’t deny that the new eye-catching flat aesthetic, the slimmer typography, the nifty parallax effect, the cornea-searing colors are new different. though Android still has the edge in a few areas— Now eats Siri’s lunch, for starters—I’m excited that Cupertino finally decided that iOS should look as fresh bold as the iones themselves.—